Aug 17, 2021 · Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. Archived post. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast.

Or the less funny version: "Why don't scientists trust atoms?" "Because they're all f*cking liars, man!"

Dec 26, 2012 · Because atoms are really greedy. They're always stealing electrons. They call it sharing, but they never give 'em back. Bastards.

Oct 5, 2022 · true The funniest sub on Reddit. Hundreds of jokes posted each day, and some of them aren't even reposts!

Jan 9, 2024 · This joke has been out of date for a very long time now, and grossly out of date for some 25 years now. Under the current Standard Model of Cosmology, atoms only make up approximately …

Jun 22, 2023 · Because they make up everything! The funniest sub on Reddit. Hundreds of jokes posted each day, and some of them aren't even reposts!

Mar 10, 2022 · Because they make up everything! The funniest sub on Reddit. Hundreds of jokes posted each day, and some of them aren't even reposts!

May 7, 2021 · Um actually they don't make up ions, plasma, loose electrons or other fundamental particles 8-)

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Jun 4, 2023 · This hasn't been mentioned yet: The term "atom" (referring to elementary physical particles) is a homophone with the name "Adam". So when spoken, the setup for this joke could be …